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Back Up My Hard Drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
What if 80 million computer owners said, "Upgrade?
Why? It does everything we need, anyway?"
There is an OLD story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.
The man's job is to feed the dog.
The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.
Thank you for calling Technical Support. All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician. The waiting time is now estimated at between fifteen minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identi-fication number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind. Do that now.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Assumed Decimal Point: Located two positions to the right of a programmer's current salary in estimating his own worth.
To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.
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