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My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
Too few of the bucks stop here.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES
Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.
We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
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