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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
What's the difference between your job and your wife?Your job still sucks after five years!
If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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