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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
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