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There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
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