E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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