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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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