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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
I think about you when I masturbate.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
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