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Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
How was Heaven when you left it?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
How was Heaven when you left it?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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