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Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
The only thing that matters is that we're together.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Greetings and salivations
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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