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If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
Do you want to see something swell?
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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