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In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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