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If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm easy. Are you?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I'm good at maths, U+I=69
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
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