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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
Got two nipples for a dime?
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
*** Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
>When god created the men he was only kidding
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