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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
Like the look of your crotch.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
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