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20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
Are we related? Do you want to be?
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
At this moment i have a déja vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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