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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
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