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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
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