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When god created the men he was only kidding
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are never too blond to learn !!!
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