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You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You should be someone's wife.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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