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roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
So....How am I doin'?
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
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