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Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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