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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
What do the military do in a civil war ?
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
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