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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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