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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
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